what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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