Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I stole a fireplace last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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