Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You are the jesus of drinking
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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