where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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