I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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