Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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