I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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