Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Never underestimate the power of titties
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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