just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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