she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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