I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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