I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
