Already got asked if we're dating
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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