I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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