We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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