just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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