Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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