Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I woke up under a house in Key West
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