...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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