Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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