And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sorry about my life...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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