yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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