Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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