Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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