Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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