He is an equal opportunity slut.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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