I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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