i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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