I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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