This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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