Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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