I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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