i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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