Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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