Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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