My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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