ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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