I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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