Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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