weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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