I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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