Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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