they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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