when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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