Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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