You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Dick very happy bro
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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