have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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