Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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