I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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