6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
